Principia Discordiaa lainatakseni:
" BRUNSWICK SHRINE
In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling alley, and within this very place, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3125 (1959*), Eris revealed Herself to The Golden Apple Corps for the first time.
In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as a Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine as an act of Devotion, and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about It All.
It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the fifth time five times over, than shall the world come to an end:
IMPENDING DOOM HAS ARRIVED
And Five Days Prior to This Occasion The Apostle The Elder Malaclypse Shall Walk the Streets of Whittier Bearing a Sign for All Literates to Read thereof: "DOOM", as a Warning of Forthcoming Doom to All Men Impending. And He Shall Signal This Event by Seeking the Poor and Distributing to Them Precious MAO BUTTONS and Whittier Shall be Known as The Region of Thud for These Five Days.
As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that planning such a Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get around to actually going."
Diskordianistille sopiva pyhiinvaelluspaikka siis. Jos siellä Whittierissä on keilaratoja, minä aion siellä käydä. Memo minulle: älä liity Golden Apple Corpsiin, ettei maailmanloppu lähesty liikaa.
Don't let me immentize the eschaton! :D
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Maailman loppu ei lähentynyt vielä: vikana päivänä Losissa tarkistin, missä Whittier on ja totesin sen olevan (ainakin) viiden tunnin bussimatkan päässä itsestäni, joten päädyin vain suunnittelemaan reissua, eikä munkaan tarvinnut oikeesti mennä sinne. Sitä paitti unohdin leikkiä Malaclypseä DOOM-kyltin kanssa viis päivää aiemmin, joten mitkään ennusmerkitkään eivät toteutuneet :P
VastaaPoistaHence, I'm a true Discordian ;)